Not interested, brothers

I have nothing against gays. In fact, I am quite ok with them. But, my only condition is that they should not bother me. I don’t know what do they see in me? I am not good looking. I am not macho. I am also not those “sensitive” types. In short, I don’t think I have anything which should attract a gay towards me.

But, despite all my negatives, once in a while, I still find somebody with that peculiar look and inviting gestures. In the past too, I had some serious encounters with gays. It was not easy to escape. I had to show some real strength of character and complete disinterest. Even then, they had some hopes to win my heart (and much more) in future.

It’s my humble request to all the gays in this world not to approach me. I am not interested, brothers.

20box and pathetic bloggers

Off late so many funny things are happening. I can’t stop laughing. The traffic to our lazy blog has increased many folds. Guess people don’t have anything important to do in life. Pathetic bloggers. Not just that, they are even appreciating the work. Can you beat this? People have so much time in this country that they can go to any extent. It baffles me how anyone can appreciate the crappie writing in this blog?

Some people are even advising me to write a book. Heights of stupidity!!! I can’t write even two paragraphs and they want me to write a book. Wait, there might be something else. They are thinking that we are utterly stupid and nobody can beat us in stupidity. In that case, it’s perfectly alright. The writers (only blogger thinks so) in this blog are really stupid. Their life is full of comedy.

My sincere advice to all those who have recently started visiting this blog. If you really want to read something, read some good books. There are so many good things to do in life if you have abundance of time.

Hopeless Baba, pathetic friends II

Ha ha ha ha. Baba in B'lore, pathetic friends in Mumbai. What a cosmic joke!!! Pathetic friends are in Mumbai these days. The royal Ranjit Singh XVII has left Phursatgunj and shifted his base to aamchi Mumbai. Unbelievable but true, the great mountain has finally moved. I bow to him. And hold your breath, who he has joined in Mumbai (stop laughing Sabu, I know you love such tragedies)? The one and only, Jose, who is without any kind of josh. The two middle aged warriors are fighting hard and giving a tough time to their young competitors. Very soon, they will be joined by Kumar Gaurav. Not the one film wonder, son of famous film star Rajendrakumar, but our very own pahelwan. Now, as far as I can remember, he hasn't worked in atleast his last 20 births. My sympathies are with him. And the most tragic incident is that Sabu, who is madness personified, is forced to give exams. That too, electronics engineering. Ha ha ha ha. And again hold your breath. Who is teaching this old warrior of faculty of technology and engineering? I don't have words to describe that great personality. The selfless ( literally and figuratively) Kharchoo, the true and only follower of Mahatma Gandhi. Time and again, this great being has selflessly sacrificed his body and mind for the benefit of his friends. I salute him.

Hopeless baba, pathetic friends

Aanand...Aanand...Aanand...

statutory warning: All the characters in this story are real and bears resemblance to living human beings (?). Read at your peril.

Once upon a time there was a baba and his friends. Baba was the most hopeless guy. He used to hate any kind of movement. He never used to do anything unless he was forced to do it. His pathetic friends were even worse. They never used to do anything even if they were forced.

Destiny used to play cruel jokes in the lives of our baba and his friends. Baba and his friends were afraid of technology. However, they had to face situations where they were forced to deal with the latest technology. Now, you can imagine what will happen if you ask a man from 3000 BC to use the 21st century gizmos.

Our hopeless baba and his friends were very patient guys. Now, it's anybody's guess why they were patient. They never really wanted to do anything. They used to take their own time to clear any kind of exam. They were never in any kind of hurry.

Baba and his friends also crave for true love, which they never got. Even the most hopeless girls used to reject their proposals. They were utterly dejected. Their parents also didn't bother to find suitable prospects for them. They were sad and depressed.

They also had one thing in common. They had academic interest in anything and everything. They used to read a lot of books, which nobody cared about. Every evening, baba and his friends used to assemble at a tea stall and discuss all kinds of nonsense.

To be continued...