My lazy nights in Phursatgunj

First things first. My visit to Phursatgunj was a mega hit, thanks to Sabu, Dr Ranjitsaheb Ambedkar and Quarteriya Kumar. Right from the first day I landed in PG, Ranjitsaheb was there. Everyday at kalubhai's lari, from 7:30 p.m. to 1:00 a.m., he enthralled us with his wise (but repeated) talks. He was supposed to stay in PG for 3-4 days, but as always he was not in any kind of hurry. He extended his vacation for two weeks. Dhawalbhai, our current president at Kalubhai, was also there. Dirty Sabu and I resumed our nocturnal ventures in the night. Internet surfing, tea and samosa at Samrat, mindless chatter and reading newspapers. Soon, after a week Quarteriya Kumar (we came to know that Pahelwan drinks quarter of liquor everyday in Mumbai, thus the name) arrived. He was also not in any kind of hurry to go back to Mumbai. Everyday, Jose without josh, who has invested his fortune on Ranjitsaheb and Kumar, used to call up. But, our lazy friends didn't budge. Finally, after two weeks and much deliberation both of them went to aamchi Mumbai. The last week in PG was even better. The much awaited monsoon arrived and the temperature went down. With a heavy heart, I left Phursatgunj on Friday night and reached safely to B'lore on Saturday morning. I am already waiting for December, when I will again go back to my beloved Phursatgunj.

Where there is a will.... there is a stress, anxiety and miseries. Do not will to work, it is hazardous, dangerous and could prove fatal. Not only I , but my whole community feels so.
The president of my community "Baba Anando " alias "perverted Baba".....says marriage is a sin or a crime because it compels a man to work harder...ooffff hai tauba....his whole life. Don't get him wrong he is not against sexual pleasures or intercourse neither he is a sort of homophile or queer or inverted...but he thinks relationship with women(worldly) cannot go beyond physical or sexual fulfillment. He says he is open for any live-in relationship ( only god knows what is the basis for this wishful thinking) with a women, but will not carry any burden of responsibilities.He loves and promotes bachelorhood. He is planning to get retired at the age of 37 if he will have sufficient money to survive( lavishly) rest of his life. I pray for his wish to ... come true.

Sabu is hot and happening ...don't think he is sexy or stud or sexually lethal for girls. He is 'hot' because his room at sardar nagar is like baking oven or hearth, and after sleeping whole day there he becomes like a tandoory chicken. Ready for savouring. He is 'happening' because he never sleeps at night doing lots of activities. He loves to be hated by the society and hates to be loved by the society. He has great faith on his unproductive or non-existant goals and feels strongly that he will achieve them on day.

Royal Ranjit ... his highness , was terribly sick few days back ... he is now recovering fast. He is planning to leave Phursatganj (though he is planning this for past two weeks ) and willing to go to mumbai to start playing his another innings of the match. He has cleared his fitness test. But , will he be able to play another innings? That will be decided by the selectors....

Jose is suffering by the sultry climate of Mumbai. He spends 5 hours immersing his lean wiry body inside a painfully small drum... where a toad will find difficult to dip itself. He has a crush with our earstwhile land lady. She is middle-aged sexywomen with a beautiful curvy figure. She has seduced our virgin, virtuous and vital buddy. But he has no fault, even Royal Ranjit Singh VII and I was too encaptivated by her charm and sex appeal.

Dhawalbhai is, now a days, flying high and he does'nt stop smiling because his old buddy Royal Ranjit Singh is in Baroda. He is a regular, active and most sincere member of our Phursatganj lazybones association. At one time, he even challanged the presidentship of veteran Ranjit Singh. He will soon be nominated for the Presidentship as Royal Ranjit's term for presidentship is over. I wish him all the best.

gaurav lazy baba

The great Russian Bombay circus

As decided, three of us -- I, Sabu and Ranjit Singh went to see the great Russian Bombay circus today. I was very excited. The last time I saw a circus was in my childhood. We reached the Pradarshan Maidan at 7:00 p.m., where the great circus has put up its tent. We bought three tickets of dress circle for Rs 300. With great hopes, we entered into the circus and took our seats in the third row from the front. The audience consisted of around 150 people, majority of whom were middle aged guys. And, as Ranjit suggested their real motive was to see something else. And, they were not disappointed. The circus had some beautiful Russian babes in flimsy costumes. Well, coming to the performances, I really liked some of the items performed by the Russian artists. However, overall, the circus was not that great as suggested by its name. Some of the Indian artists were young children. I wonder whether it's legal to have such young kids performing in the circus. We came to the conclusion why circus has no future in India. There were no innovations and the Indian artists performed the same age old stuff. Also, the ban on using animals in circus has taken its toll. However, I found horses, camels, elephant and dogs performing in the circus. Are they legally allowed? Nevertheless, going to the circus was an experience and all three of us were happy to get a chance to revisit our childhood.

Back to Phursatgunj

Hi Guys,

I am back to Phursatgunj after six months. Nothing ever changes in my beloved Phursatgunj. The same hopeless youngsters hanging out at station in the night; the same roadside larries; the same Kalubhai's tea and last but not the least the same Sabu - the reigning king of baba dynasty in Phursatgunj. I am here for the next twenty days. Today, I met the royal Ranjit Singh XVII on Kalubhai's lari. He looked weak. Learnt that he is still recuperating from his illness. Living in aamchi Mumbai has taken its toll on the physical self of this aging warrior. However, he was still his talkative self. Sabu is as usual lazy and dirty ( he told me that he has not brushed his teeth and taken bath since more than one month) . Pahelwan seems to be busy in Mumbai with Jose without josh. Also met Dhavalbhai, our current president at Kalubhai's lari. Our room in Sardarnagar becomes oven in the afternoon, due to which I couldn't sleep well today. Also, couldn't go anywhere as Sabu's bike is dead. Let's see, tomorrow we will try to bring Kumar Gaurav's rath. The another disadvantage is that I couldn't watch the soccer world cup matches. That's sad. We are also expecting the selfless Kharchu to join us soon and may be KG. Will keep you guys posted about the latest updates from Phursatgunj. Till than sayonara.

Great Ranjit Singh XVII Hospitalized

after so many months of fight and constant battle in mumbai at last great emperor ranjit singh xvii finally hospitalized. i talked to him on phone and he said it was mailaria but i think that real reason behind this is 'old age' (ha ha). i was hospitalized that was before a year or so and i also told everyone around that it was Mailaria (ha ha). all lazy old age babas are in mumbai now and struggling hard there. i think they should take a break and should come to phursatgunj to hybernate and enjoy real life for sometime. now-a-days none visit the kalubhai's lari except me at the party time (8:30 PM in the morning). baba will be here on sunday. so will try to contanct all babas before sunday till than good night.

the war is over

war is over and i am here in ahmedabad, for last four hours i tried to post something on the blog but links with the blogspot was down. now finally i got connected to blogspot but now i dont remember why i am connected to blogspot. because may be i wanted to post something on the blog, but what exactly i wanted to post on the blog?? anyway it is still very hot and humid here in ahmedabad eventhou it is 5 in the morning. war left me injured and sleepless. tomorrow i am moving to surat and may be, will go to mumbai also. there is no news about pehalwan and also no news from mumbai. josh without josh also didnot tried to post anything new and ranjit singh XVII never posted anything because he knows all this things are meaningless exercise. war was hillarious and funny, there were riots inbetween the war and that is a funny thing. last time when i won the war there were riots before the war and this time during the time of the war. today i played moneybhai game and lost 3000 virtual rupees. ( will never be able to loose real money, you know why. . . ha ha ha.) india also lost to westindies, today no positive thing happened. it is written somewhere in the polytechnique campus ( i dont remember where..) : this world is a failure my friend, somebody somewhere has made a great mistake. and i think our fathers made that great mistake and we were there. nowadays most of the time i speak, write, listen and watch rubbish, but that is the only way i feel comfortable. i started reading glimpses of world history but that book was a real joke. in my dreams sometimes fat girls try to rape me and i feel helpless, (HA HA) the same way that book also tries to rape me with boring stuff but since we all have academic interest (by default) i am ready to go through the pain. for few days i shall be only man standing in baroda. (i am the last man sleeping in baroda.) so many things happened during last two months and i dont remember anything now. great kharchoo was here in baroda and hitesh patel was also here in baroda. i slept on the vasad highway ( highspirits). there was few raindrops. hear was on. we were at EME temple. sadali laries were there. mornings were beautiful asusual. bridge preached me. tree at sadali lari is of the highest form of jiva. baroda is a very beautiful city, very very beautiful. There is nothing to do at baroda. most of the time you will find all lazy people at various lari joints all around the city. that is why i love this city, this is a negative city, no growth no money no job no fun. but still this is the place..... when i was young i had a dream that i will conquere this world and then will come back to baroda and will enjoy sadali khari and chai under the bridge. just the way alexender had a dream, i had a dream. but now i have a dream to dream, to sleep and dream. god gave us so many options and the best is to dream. day dreaming is good for our health. now for last one hour i am typing and now i feel as if for last 1000 years i am working so hard. i dont know why we are so lazy but i have a good reason to celebrate our laziness, but now i dont remember the reason but still we will celebrate laziness. hail bistar.

nothing has happened,

and nothing will happen.

what is there is there.....

we dont waste our hours,

always

chewing the kharis and,

smoking the cigarettes.

they are always there,

under the bridge.

lazy among the laziest.

kings among the mamas,

see for your self.

Enough for today.