happy new year to all my lazy friends and our babadom followers,
but we are indifferent to everything around,
still i think something has changed this new year,
what is changed is still a secret as we don't know and lazy enough to try to know,
but still this new year we must promote laziness-original mantra of our lives,
as nothing has happened and nothing will happen this year too,
and we don't even have good enough brains to know what can be changed,
and this year too our body is not going to accept any information coming from our brains via our lazy nervous system,
and it is a great secret why we are the way we are,
but we are lazy enough to care about that too,
we should have a promotional offer here to post something,
as this is a one message typed after so many years of gap and that too after thinking about it for 1000 years,
may be that is a beauty of this system and our blog that blogger also support lazy people like us,
we are luck enough that we are indians but who cares,
once upon a time there was a man in a city called baroda,
now people call him baba and why they call him baba is still a secret,
who started this chain reaction,
but we are lazy enough as i said before or may be we are super-lazy so we dont care who started this chain reation,
now i dont know if that is an open secret,
but i know i am going to forget with in 2 minutes what i wrote or should type typed,
there must be a great supporting system behind our atmas,
because we think that we are so lazy that it is a secret (misunderstanding) that how we came on the face of this blue planet,
i must curse those fellow sperms who pushed me forward,
and still i type in terms of THINK because that is the only thing that we can do,
even thinking is painful these days as i came to know about how much calories burns when you think,
surprisingly 1.5 k,
that is too much for a weak man like me and i must not support thinking from now on,
but than what we will do,
stop thinking,
that is even more difficult as to stop thinking again we have to think about stop thinking,
stop thinking,
and now as i am alone here in cybercafe with one of my friend from 9th century and a cybercafe operator (understood) from 69th century ( sex deprived, that too understood) I cannot think any more,
today I knew how easy it is to surf porn on internet,
and still it is useless as I dont have time to understand what is porne,
cafe operators dont allow this thing in the morning and I come to this cafe at night only so .... ,
but who cares porne or no porne,
as we all three here are so lazy,
here comes two more boys in cafe ( repressed-sex, understood) from boys campus,
they dont work in the night and still they can come here in cafe after midnight thanks to an open secret,
porne,
but how lazy people can support porne I dont understand (understood, no brain),
now I dont want to talk junk anymore so something serious,
but I dont know what really is serious,
as for last so many centuries I dont even have acted that way,
long time,
poor remembrance,
so anyone here can help me help me out as I want to know the secret behind this beautifully and horribly ugly word 'serious',
but as I know no one visit this blog for months and years and sometimes centuries I dont know whethere I will get any help from this,
but you can contact me via telepathy also as I have some psychic powers (common among lazy people),
but I dont remember about what power I have so I dont care about it nowadays,
but still if you have same power you can contact me and can wake my power again after years of boredom,
today I have time as always may be that is the only thing I have,
still I can type today for long hours as a man from 9th century dont talk about moving anywhere and is still busy learning internet,
baba is also addicted to internet now,
strange but true,
he always talks online (*online kaab aa rahe ho*),
few people on internet wont be able to understand that because that is in hindi but dont care to or even try to learn hindi as there are trilllions of hindi speakers in india,
but that is also such a boring thing like talking about such junk,
now I wont talk about junk again (this time I am sure),
now I always receive sms with that line in the message,
*online kaab aa rahe ho*,
but lazy people (here in baroda) don't earn money and it is very difficult to earn money (outside baroda) as you people know,
still we till the last penny in my pocket I will go there and will chat for endless hours with a friend of mine a man called baba,
as he is the only hopefull case (*case*) among all the babas,
*case* is also a hindi word so don't try to know about how that is hindi and who started speaking and invented or may be discovered this great word (of course he himself must be a *case*),
and how for last one hour I am typing and making noise inside this cafe now I want to smoke as my friend from 8th century don't even talk about moving any where,
he is in meditation,
non-dynamic ofcourse as he dont know how to type,
but that is the beauty of that man from 7th century (sorry poor memory 7th,8th,9th century),
it doesn't make any difference at all as from 7th or 8th or 9th,
now let me smoke and than I will be here again after t0 typein rest of the shit inside my mind,
and I will sms one of my friend and will try to know if there is some other shit to type here in this blog as I want to make this blog more boring,
now I feel even better as I know someone from other planet some ET (so called) must have invented smoking,
no one on the face of the earth is intelligent enough to invent such a beautiful and divine thing,
clear pleasure,
utter meaningless smoke,
divine,
not I want to talk something serious ( again ha ha ha)
ha ha ha is not an english word that is common all around the world in all languages,
and harsh use it more than anyone else on earth,
lucky man,
now as I love nature I want to talk about a mountain,
now my friends understand and my friends only understand what I want to talk or about whom I am talking about,
everest,
gaurishankar as in hindi,
but that is not a mountain,
I want to talk about a real mountain and everest is just a tip of that mountain (no kidding here),
if you can understand what I am talking about don't try to reveal the secret,
that mountain is located in baroda near kalubhai's lari infront of polytechnique campus,
and after 9pm in the morning you can meet that mountain there,
9pm is morning here around polytechnique campus ( early morning),
and he talks about everything and everyone,
no prejudice,
yes he is a living mountain and moving too,
but moves only inside baroda,
no prejudice again,
and he is more intelligent than everest and he knows everything about everything and even try to know more things,
knowledge is divine as he always try to know about everything unproductive,
unproductiveness is also a secret behind lazy people,
common and open secret,
if we don't support unproductive things than what we will do for rest of our lives because we have only one thing,
time,
and to use that we must have to support all unproductive things and I take pledge to support all unproductive things for rest of my life,
someone's comedy is others tragedy,
sorry,
now I can type-in his name as everyone knows him and we don't have any secrets here,
the one and only,
greater than the greatest mountain on earth,
moving and friendly to everyone who comes to kalubhai's lari,
supportive and talkative,
good listener,
here comes a man on his ET bike and ET helmet,
more intelligent than ETs (no prejudice again and again and again),
please welcome,
Ranjeet Singh,
now again I go out of the cafe as now I have to pee,
just have to go now so will type everything else after I pee. ......... . ........ .. ........ ........,
haah now I feel relaxed,
great,
peeing was not invented by someone from other planet or it is not divine also unless you dont find any urinal around (urinals are ofcourse divine),
as peeing is very natural,
if all of india pee at the same time and we reprocess all the pee (peeing is also a process so reprocess) we can solve all the water problems all around india,
but who cares,
now those two porne jokers are moving out of the cafe I have more free space here and now spacebar is also tired,
boobla boobla,
they are divine people who talk endlessly about such crap like boobla boobla,
and as man from 9th century don't talk about moving I must have to type more crap evenif my fingers are crying,
fingers also cry and so do I whenever I see french fries,
how fools all around the world eat such a stupid things like french fingers,
anyway I am lucky enough that I am around this beautiful place called kismat dhaba in vasad,
only few kilometers of walk at midnight from baroda,
such a beautiful place and such a divine experience,
now,
atlast,
after such a long time,
my friend from 6th century want to move,
he just told me chale mitra,
and that is such an ugly thing,
moving,
how such a great man like him can talk about such a crap word like "moving",
as I want to type and want to make more bakwash but I have to move now,
such an ugly thing,
anyway will tell you about such great things and great people later,
but still I want to tell you one thing,
as I have used blogger spell check still there are 100000000 spelling mixtakes(1000 here or there),
please co-operate,
salam namastee.
but we are indifferent to everything around,
still i think something has changed this new year,
what is changed is still a secret as we don't know and lazy enough to try to know,
but still this new year we must promote laziness-original mantra of our lives,
as nothing has happened and nothing will happen this year too,
and we don't even have good enough brains to know what can be changed,
and this year too our body is not going to accept any information coming from our brains via our lazy nervous system,
and it is a great secret why we are the way we are,
but we are lazy enough to care about that too,
we should have a promotional offer here to post something,
as this is a one message typed after so many years of gap and that too after thinking about it for 1000 years,
may be that is a beauty of this system and our blog that blogger also support lazy people like us,
we are luck enough that we are indians but who cares,
once upon a time there was a man in a city called baroda,
now people call him baba and why they call him baba is still a secret,
who started this chain reaction,
but we are lazy enough as i said before or may be we are super-lazy so we dont care who started this chain reation,
now i dont know if that is an open secret,
but i know i am going to forget with in 2 minutes what i wrote or should type typed,
there must be a great supporting system behind our atmas,
because we think that we are so lazy that it is a secret (misunderstanding) that how we came on the face of this blue planet,
i must curse those fellow sperms who pushed me forward,
and still i type in terms of THINK because that is the only thing that we can do,
even thinking is painful these days as i came to know about how much calories burns when you think,
surprisingly 1.5 k,
that is too much for a weak man like me and i must not support thinking from now on,
but than what we will do,
stop thinking,
that is even more difficult as to stop thinking again we have to think about stop thinking,
stop thinking,
and now as i am alone here in cybercafe with one of my friend from 9th century and a cybercafe operator (understood) from 69th century ( sex deprived, that too understood) I cannot think any more,
today I knew how easy it is to surf porn on internet,
and still it is useless as I dont have time to understand what is porne,
cafe operators dont allow this thing in the morning and I come to this cafe at night only so .... ,
but who cares porne or no porne,
as we all three here are so lazy,
here comes two more boys in cafe ( repressed-sex, understood) from boys campus,
they dont work in the night and still they can come here in cafe after midnight thanks to an open secret,
porne,
but how lazy people can support porne I dont understand (understood, no brain),
now I dont want to talk junk anymore so something serious,
but I dont know what really is serious,
as for last so many centuries I dont even have acted that way,
long time,
poor remembrance,
so anyone here can help me help me out as I want to know the secret behind this beautifully and horribly ugly word 'serious',
but as I know no one visit this blog for months and years and sometimes centuries I dont know whethere I will get any help from this,
but you can contact me via telepathy also as I have some psychic powers (common among lazy people),
but I dont remember about what power I have so I dont care about it nowadays,
but still if you have same power you can contact me and can wake my power again after years of boredom,
today I have time as always may be that is the only thing I have,
still I can type today for long hours as a man from 9th century dont talk about moving anywhere and is still busy learning internet,
baba is also addicted to internet now,
strange but true,
he always talks online (*online kaab aa rahe ho*),
few people on internet wont be able to understand that because that is in hindi but dont care to or even try to learn hindi as there are trilllions of hindi speakers in india,
but that is also such a boring thing like talking about such junk,
now I wont talk about junk again (this time I am sure),
now I always receive sms with that line in the message,
*online kaab aa rahe ho*,
but lazy people (here in baroda) don't earn money and it is very difficult to earn money (outside baroda) as you people know,
still we till the last penny in my pocket I will go there and will chat for endless hours with a friend of mine a man called baba,
as he is the only hopefull case (*case*) among all the babas,
*case* is also a hindi word so don't try to know about how that is hindi and who started speaking and invented or may be discovered this great word (of course he himself must be a *case*),
and how for last one hour I am typing and making noise inside this cafe now I want to smoke as my friend from 8th century don't even talk about moving any where,
he is in meditation,
non-dynamic ofcourse as he dont know how to type,
but that is the beauty of that man from 7th century (sorry poor memory 7th,8th,9th century),
it doesn't make any difference at all as from 7th or 8th or 9th,
now let me smoke and than I will be here again after t0 typein rest of the shit inside my mind,
and I will sms one of my friend and will try to know if there is some other shit to type here in this blog as I want to make this blog more boring,
now I feel even better as I know someone from other planet some ET (so called) must have invented smoking,
no one on the face of the earth is intelligent enough to invent such a beautiful and divine thing,
clear pleasure,
utter meaningless smoke,
divine,
not I want to talk something serious ( again ha ha ha)
ha ha ha is not an english word that is common all around the world in all languages,
and harsh use it more than anyone else on earth,
lucky man,
now as I love nature I want to talk about a mountain,
now my friends understand and my friends only understand what I want to talk or about whom I am talking about,
everest,
gaurishankar as in hindi,
but that is not a mountain,
I want to talk about a real mountain and everest is just a tip of that mountain (no kidding here),
if you can understand what I am talking about don't try to reveal the secret,
that mountain is located in baroda near kalubhai's lari infront of polytechnique campus,
and after 9pm in the morning you can meet that mountain there,
9pm is morning here around polytechnique campus ( early morning),
and he talks about everything and everyone,
no prejudice,
yes he is a living mountain and moving too,
but moves only inside baroda,
no prejudice again,
and he is more intelligent than everest and he knows everything about everything and even try to know more things,
knowledge is divine as he always try to know about everything unproductive,
unproductiveness is also a secret behind lazy people,
common and open secret,
if we don't support unproductive things than what we will do for rest of our lives because we have only one thing,
time,
and to use that we must have to support all unproductive things and I take pledge to support all unproductive things for rest of my life,
someone's comedy is others tragedy,
sorry,
now I can type-in his name as everyone knows him and we don't have any secrets here,
the one and only,
greater than the greatest mountain on earth,
moving and friendly to everyone who comes to kalubhai's lari,
supportive and talkative,
good listener,
here comes a man on his ET bike and ET helmet,
more intelligent than ETs (no prejudice again and again and again),
please welcome,
Ranjeet Singh,
now again I go out of the cafe as now I have to pee,
just have to go now so will type everything else after I pee. ......... . ........ .. ........ ........,
haah now I feel relaxed,
great,
peeing was not invented by someone from other planet or it is not divine also unless you dont find any urinal around (urinals are ofcourse divine),
as peeing is very natural,
if all of india pee at the same time and we reprocess all the pee (peeing is also a process so reprocess) we can solve all the water problems all around india,
but who cares,
now those two porne jokers are moving out of the cafe I have more free space here and now spacebar is also tired,
boobla boobla,
they are divine people who talk endlessly about such crap like boobla boobla,
and as man from 9th century don't talk about moving I must have to type more crap evenif my fingers are crying,
fingers also cry and so do I whenever I see french fries,
how fools all around the world eat such a stupid things like french fingers,
anyway I am lucky enough that I am around this beautiful place called kismat dhaba in vasad,
only few kilometers of walk at midnight from baroda,
such a beautiful place and such a divine experience,
now,
atlast,
after such a long time,
my friend from 6th century want to move,
he just told me chale mitra,
and that is such an ugly thing,
moving,
how such a great man like him can talk about such a crap word like "moving",
as I want to type and want to make more bakwash but I have to move now,
such an ugly thing,
anyway will tell you about such great things and great people later,
but still I want to tell you one thing,
as I have used blogger spell check still there are 100000000 spelling mixtakes(1000 here or there),
please co-operate,
salam namastee.
Ha Ha Ha Ha. I never knew that the ancient man (if you can call him so) can write so well till I read this piece. Earlier, I thoght to recommend it for all the literary awards of this foolish world. But, now I have changed my mind after reading it for the third time. Now, I think it will an insult to both - this great work and its creator. I hope that in another 10,000 years the creator of this midblowing (yes, it blew my mind) piece will find enough strengh to write something else, and make my life happening. I have nothing more to add.
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