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Where there is a will.... there is a stress, anxiety and miseries. Do not will to work, it is hazardous, dangerous and could prove fatal. Not only I , but my whole community feels so.
The president of my community "Baba Anando " alias "perverted Baba".....says marriage is a sin or a crime because it compels a man to work harder...ooffff hai tauba....his whole life. Don't get him wrong he is not against sexual pleasures or intercourse neither he is a sort of homophile or queer or inverted...but he thinks relationship with women(worldly) cannot go beyond physical or sexual fulfillment. He says he is open for any live-in relationship ( only god knows what is the basis for this wishful thinking) with a women, but will not carry any burden of responsibilities.He loves and promotes bachelorhood. He is planning to get retired at the age of 37 if he will have sufficient money to survive( lavishly) rest of his life. I pray for his wish to ... come true.

Sabu is hot and happening ...don't think he is sexy or stud or sexually lethal for girls. He is 'hot' because his room at sardar nagar is like baking oven or hearth, and after sleeping whole day there he becomes like a tandoory chicken. Ready for savouring. He is 'happening' because he never sleeps at night doing lots of activities. He loves to be hated by the society and hates to be loved by the society. He has great faith on his unproductive or non-existant goals and feels strongly that he will achieve them on day.

Royal Ranjit ... his highness , was terribly sick few days back ... he is now recovering fast. He is planning to leave Phursatganj (though he is planning this for past two weeks ) and willing to go to mumbai to start playing his another innings of the match. He has cleared his fitness test. But , will he be able to play another innings? That will be decided by the selectors....

Jose is suffering by the sultry climate of Mumbai. He spends 5 hours immersing his lean wiry body inside a painfully small drum... where a toad will find difficult to dip itself. He has a crush with our earstwhile land lady. She is middle-aged sexywomen with a beautiful curvy figure. She has seduced our virgin, virtuous and vital buddy. But he has no fault, even Royal Ranjit Singh VII and I was too encaptivated by her charm and sex appeal.

Dhawalbhai is, now a days, flying high and he does'nt stop smiling because his old buddy Royal Ranjit Singh is in Baroda. He is a regular, active and most sincere member of our Phursatganj lazybones association. At one time, he even challanged the presidentship of veteran Ranjit Singh. He will soon be nominated for the Presidentship as Royal Ranjit's term for presidentship is over. I wish him all the best.

gaurav lazy baba