so, i have a new neighbour and he is a psycho. this story is full of spices. my encounters with a psycho. i imagine when my landlord masi will get some decent tenants?
he is like a sheep, a village idiot. he works with the fortune infotech where umesh used to work. he is from some remote village of north gujarat and very religious in the ways of the world, so masi naturally loves him a lot. he is her favourite because he always pays his rent on time and never mess with anyone except me. but i think he won't be able to resist the thrust enforced by his greatest enemy ever - saboo. one should choose enemies with care.
before a month or so our war began, and for one month he fought like a Medieval soldier. i know he is not an ordinary soul as he resisted my madness for one full month. but he is tired now. he tried to retaliate but he can neither match my patience nor my power. finally he retreated yesterday and now is planning to move to some other place. but he is not welcome anywhere so he is more fustrated now and looks at me as if he will kill me the very moment. but he knows that he is not that lucky. umesh told me that no one talks to him at fortune and he rarely talks. he has no friends in phursatgunj and he never comes out of his 10 by 12 room. he is homesick and has all kind of psychological problems. he also fights with other tenants at masi's place. they are a bunch of kids doing their MBA and not very much interested in his shoutings. he is a real fool. his colleagues dont want to share their space with him and now as he is not getting abode of his choice he is really very very very fustrated. no body loves him in the whole city of baroda. whenever opportunity is there he never misses to quarrel with paperwallah, sardarnagar shopkeepers and even masi's neighbours. noise between 0.005 and 0.0005 db errupts volcano in his brain and i enjoy hard rock very much when i am depressed. and you people know that i am going through the great depression so i unload my self with the noise like music or music like noise. (anything works.) he pays rent for the bathroom and not for his 12 by 10 kholi. you can always find him in bathroom. sometimes for 4 hours at a stretch. he always chant hari om hari om so loudly that loudspeakers are no match. he thinks that just by chanting hari om mindlessly and taking bath 24 times a day will purify him. i doubt his frequent visits to bathroom. my new room partner nikhil thinks that he masturbates 10 times a day. god only knows but i think may be he is right. i am not interested in his bathroom adventures but afterall we share the bathroom so i have to pee there and can not go out just to pee. so i bolt the bathroom from outside, no options you know. all this started before a month when first time he told me not to smoke infront of his room. as we share the common space infront of my room i never took it seriously. he was very angry and began the month long war which he ultimately lost. now he has no options but to surrender of retreat and man of his stature can not surrender so he has to retreat now. i dont like he way he lost the war but he has to as his choice of enemy was wrong. now i have to go out and smoke a cigi so will be back and will tell you about other things that happened here in phursatgunj and also about my latest encounters at a call center.
will be back soon, just 10 mins.
he is like a sheep, a village idiot. he works with the fortune infotech where umesh used to work. he is from some remote village of north gujarat and very religious in the ways of the world, so masi naturally loves him a lot. he is her favourite because he always pays his rent on time and never mess with anyone except me. but i think he won't be able to resist the thrust enforced by his greatest enemy ever - saboo. one should choose enemies with care.
before a month or so our war began, and for one month he fought like a Medieval soldier. i know he is not an ordinary soul as he resisted my madness for one full month. but he is tired now. he tried to retaliate but he can neither match my patience nor my power. finally he retreated yesterday and now is planning to move to some other place. but he is not welcome anywhere so he is more fustrated now and looks at me as if he will kill me the very moment. but he knows that he is not that lucky. umesh told me that no one talks to him at fortune and he rarely talks. he has no friends in phursatgunj and he never comes out of his 10 by 12 room. he is homesick and has all kind of psychological problems. he also fights with other tenants at masi's place. they are a bunch of kids doing their MBA and not very much interested in his shoutings. he is a real fool. his colleagues dont want to share their space with him and now as he is not getting abode of his choice he is really very very very fustrated. no body loves him in the whole city of baroda. whenever opportunity is there he never misses to quarrel with paperwallah, sardarnagar shopkeepers and even masi's neighbours. noise between 0.005 and 0.0005 db errupts volcano in his brain and i enjoy hard rock very much when i am depressed. and you people know that i am going through the great depression so i unload my self with the noise like music or music like noise. (anything works.) he pays rent for the bathroom and not for his 12 by 10 kholi. you can always find him in bathroom. sometimes for 4 hours at a stretch. he always chant hari om hari om so loudly that loudspeakers are no match. he thinks that just by chanting hari om mindlessly and taking bath 24 times a day will purify him. i doubt his frequent visits to bathroom. my new room partner nikhil thinks that he masturbates 10 times a day. god only knows but i think may be he is right. i am not interested in his bathroom adventures but afterall we share the bathroom so i have to pee there and can not go out just to pee. so i bolt the bathroom from outside, no options you know. all this started before a month when first time he told me not to smoke infront of his room. as we share the common space infront of my room i never took it seriously. he was very angry and began the month long war which he ultimately lost. now he has no options but to surrender of retreat and man of his stature can not surrender so he has to retreat now. i dont like he way he lost the war but he has to as his choice of enemy was wrong. now i have to go out and smoke a cigi so will be back and will tell you about other things that happened here in phursatgunj and also about my latest encounters at a call center.
will be back soon, just 10 mins.
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