August 16, 2006

LAZICOPEDIA

i have this blogger site open for last 4 hours and it is early morning of august the 16th.
this morning hours are not like those Questions hours of parliament, and there is nothing special about august 16th. still i am feeling very lucky and peacefull, dont know why.
for most of the Indians there is nothing special about 15th of August also, except a public holiday. And i think it is good that they are indifferent.
they are not receptive they are indifferent, utterly.
for last 4 hours i have gone through all the links to rearrange all my findings and works about laziness which i have found in last 20 hours on internet, and that too a very interesting topic >> laziness. Sites promoting laziness, quotations, blog of a psychologist, day to day websites, Buddhist meditation group, google scholar links and many blogs.
all that i found is really interesting and worth a look.

webtools, search engines and sites i have used to gather information:
http://www.google.co.in
http://scholar.google.com
http://www.dogpile.com
http://www.wikipedia.org
http://www.blogger.com
http://www.orkut.com
http://search.yahoo.com
http://www.wordpress.com
http://www.livejournal.com
http://www.20box.co.nr

all this information is a must read for all the lazy people all around the world. i think this is the first effort anywhere in the world to create an encyclopedia of laziness.
laziness should not be exchanged with the gold or silver. As our beloved khalil gibran says i will not sell my days for gold. What i am doing like a fool at this hour is a mystery which no one can solve including me.
for so many years it became my habit to remain awake till the world awakes and then go to the bed till every one is fast asleep. May be i love nights.

for last two days i have been trying to meditate but without luck. Now i am so lazy that i can not follow an instruction for two minutes, my mind is like a monkey now. i can neither meditate nor concentrate.
i just pass my time on internet doing nothing, i don't know sitting silently whether grass grows or not but typing silently and making noise with keyboard at 4a.m. in the morning my flat-ass is surly paining.
all above mentioned websites and webpages have changed the life of millions, especially who are lazy and useless.
this sites have made them even more lazy, useless and hopeless. Few websites among this are like heights of timepass. (orkuting-haha) how to kill time and your intelligence. but since i dont have anything to do and i myself will be a dead man if i dont do such timepass, i have to visit this sites time and again.
i know they are killing my time which is the only thing i think i have. they can not kill my intelligence because that is beyond both their and my reach.

i would like to share all this websites with you people so that we together can promote laziness and our brotherhood. Everyone is so busy this days, pehalwan, ranjit singh, baba and jose... so this sites are just a reminder that we should not work hard with our aging bodies.
i should begin with few of them:

>>A Lazy bastard's blog:
http://lazybastard.ehuna.org/
how he feels about his lazy blog and boring girlfriend.....

>>Lazyness personified-a personal blog.
http://lazyness.wordpress.com/tag/lazymi-speaks/
a whole blog dedicated to laziness and how it affects author's life....

>>SwissMiss
http://swissmiss.typepad.com/weblog/2005/06/laziness.html
what a swissmiss turned designer thinks about laziness....

>>The lazy way to success
http://lazyway.blogs.com/
Author's words:Hard work is passé. The paradigm-shifting concept is "Smart Laziness" � where success comes through cleverly avoiding work but still getting the job done. In this oasis, we celebrate those magical ways where doing less accomplishes more.
I wrote a book which outlines the anti-work formula for success. Its title is The Lazy Way to Success: How to Do Nothing and Accomplish Everything. (www.lazyway.net)

i think author is really doing great work, god bless him. we should support the http://www.lazyway.net

>>India's lazy ISP's
http://everythingelse.wordpress.com/2006/07/21/isps-laziness-caused-the-indian-blog-blackout/
as they say : ISPsÂ? Laziness Caused The Indian Blog Blackout. in india even the internet service providers are lazy and dont care about the time, email or snail mail both are same and equal in india.

>>He is lazy, god knows...
http://arvindn.livejournal.com/
from his blog: My mental arithmetic has degraded by now to the point of utter uselessness. Fortunately, my day job requires no arithmetic whatsoever (and I think it is superfluous to point out the irony therein.) But my gym life does: I'm flummoxed trying to figure out how many plates . . . .

>>Hardwork v/s Laziness
http://www.stevepavlina.com/blog/2005/03/hard-work-vs-laziness/
a detailed study about hardwork and laziness and how they affect our lives. a good blog and an even better parent-site. content from it: think the nature of this debate invitation stems from my posts regarding hard work and self-discipline vs. FredÂ?s advocacy of laziness as the means to success. I suspect much of our perceived philosophical differences will be nothing more than semantics. Having just read . . . .

parent-site:http://Stevepavlina.com
Personal Development for Smart People ( lazy basically..),This site is dedicated to helping you make conscious decisions in your personal development and courageously follow through on them. This means having the maturity to take 100% responsibility for your health, your career, your finances, your relationships, your emotions, your habits, and your spiritual beliefs. It requires ...

>>Shambhala Sun - BUDDHISM CULTURE MEDITATION LIFE
http://www.shambhalasun.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2286
article by Pema Chödrön -- Looking into Laziness - Rather than feeling discouraged by laziness, we could get to know laziness profoundly. This very moment of laziness becomes our personal teacher.

Traditionally, laziness is taught as one of the obstacles to awakening. There are different kinds of lazy ....

>>encyclopedia of laziness
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laziness

word wiki means:A web site or set of web pages that allows almost anyone to edit and add content. good luck baba if you can redefine LAZYNESS on wikipedia. amen.

>>The quotations page
http://www.quotationspage.com/subjects/laziness/

lazy quotations.

>>Quotations about Laziness
http://www.quotegarden.com/laziness.html
All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness. ~Mark Kennedy

>>laziness store
http://www.despair.com/laziness.html

all lazy products are available here, promotion offer...

>>Even animals are inactive.
http://www.springerlink.com/content/r30766871t517n42/

This research (bio-medical journals) shows that almost all animals live most of their life resting, doing nothing and that is very scientific too. living naturally and growing naturally. i think human beings are only idiots on the face of the earth now.

>>sciencemag
http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/abstract/178/4064/1002

the science proves it all.

for last 20 hours i have been working on this stuff and sites and have found more than 100 sites and blogs promoting laziness and giving all kind of proofs why it is so important to be lazy. few of those links i have posted here for our general benefit, those links will give you some good idea about how people are feeling about laziness.
i have tried to post all authentic sites here and have more than 100 links of sites and blogs where all lazy-articles are posted. if you people want to have a look at all of the material just mail me at: lazicopedia@gmail.com, i will forward you all the links. and most important thing, whenever next time you find anything related to laziness promoting or not just mail me the link at: lazicopedia@gmail.com. help me to build a lazy world.

this is just the tip of an iceberg, a mammoth task, where i need your help. do you have it in you? this is the first time in the history of humanity someone is trying to built the online archive, library and encyclopedia for the lazypeople, of the lazypeople, by the lazypeople. i am even planing to launch the website promoting laziness and providing all information about laziness.
LAZICOPEDIA WEBSITE
as a lazy man i myself won't be able to take this wagon far away, i need all your help and support to accomplishmammothmamoth task. all database library and eveything can be managed with you people's help. so when ever next time you are online and find anything which smells lazy please report me at: lezicopedia@gmail.com

please help me building the greatest thing lazy people have ever built online.
long live brotherhood, long live laziness.

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